☯ yo i'm mallissa. i love bands and anime and dogs v much

I HAVE A QUEUE SET UP so don't be weirded out if i reblog something from u that u reblogged like 2 months ago ok

panic at the disco is my favorite band ever (here are some other bands i like)

dallon weekes tweeted me on october 8th saying "modest is hottest" [x] and i basically died

rapscallion(s)

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

huffingtonpost:

MILEY CYRUS OPTS OUT OF VMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH TO ADVOCATE FOR HOMELESS YOUTH

Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.

See the full speech here.

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

Peter Jason Quill, he’s also known as Star-Lord.

blonde!pete for anon.

Picking Up Girls On Tinder Using Smash Mouth Lyrics

robwhisman:

I’ll be the first to admit, I’m horrible at approaching women. Even when cloaked in the luring scent of internet celebrity, it’s not uncommon for the Whismeister to yield a fair share of cold shoulders.

I presented myself with a challenge: create a Tinder profile and land a date speaking only in Smash Mouth lyrics.

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I selected a photo of myself shaking hands with whom I will eventually reveal to be the dad from Kenan & Kel. Writer, outdoorsman, dog lover. All fairly reputable hallmarks of a good mate.

Little do they know, 100% of my flirting will be poached from Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell.

Let the games begin.

Tuesday

8:23 pm: I’ve swiped right on roughly 50 girls as of now. Going to open with “It ain’t no joke, I’d like to buy the world a toke” from the Mouth’s 1997 debut single “Walkin’ on the Sun.” The responses will undoubtedly reek of both confusion and piqued interest.

11:50 pm: No matches yet. Will get some shuteye and rake in a helping of late night drunk swipes.

Wednesday

4:42 pm: Tinder servers possibly down.

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6:29 pm: Swiping right on everybody now.

9:15 pm: Server issues still highly possible. Reinstalling the app.

11:56 pm: Accidentally installed the new iOS update, fairly certain it fucking deleted all of my Tinder matches. Pretty steamed right now.

Thursday

10:21 am: Jotting down Smash Mouth lyrics I may use today.

3:55 pm: Widened the market a bit, anticipating some matches.

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11:47 pm: Okay fuck this. Fuck all of you. Fuck Smash Mouth. Fuck this god damn stupid piece of shit cocksucking app. 

tuxedomamoru:

it’s a Christmas miracle

bricksatmywindow:

Well look who came to hang out with the lads today. Mr @awgaskarth

Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting “assault” charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, “Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I’m taking his side.” We’re attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this “Hate Crime” under the rug!

jiyonngg:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

notxlikexdad:

giantpeepeemonster:

Reblog if you care and please forward to everyone you know. P.S. CBS, KCAL 9 news are running the story tomorrow at 10pm.

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck this school is close to me. Fucking Lancaster is a bull shit ass city theyre so old fashioned and stupid. Im not surprised the officer acted like this and said this, many people there are ignorant.

themaxdavis:

Stampd Spring 2014 Style Guide

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