☯ yo i'm mallissa. i love bands and anime and dogs v much
I HAVE A QUEUE SET UP so don't be weirded out if i reblog something from u that u reblogged like 2 months ago ok
panic at the disco is my favorite band ever (here are some other bands i like)
dallon weekes tweeted me on october 8th saying "modest is hottest" [x] and i basically died
Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.
no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts
I’ll be the first to admit, I’m horrible at approaching women. Even when cloaked in the luring scent of internet celebrity, it’s not uncommon for the Whismeister to yield a fair share of cold shoulders.
I presented myself with a challenge: create a Tinder profile and land a date speaking only in Smash Mouth lyrics.
I selected a photo of myself shaking hands with whom I will eventually reveal to be the dad from Kenan & Kel. Writer, outdoorsman, dog lover. All fairly reputable hallmarks of a good mate.
Little do they know, 100% of my flirting will be poached from Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell.
Let the games begin.
8:23 pm: I’ve swiped right on roughly 50 girls as of now. Going to open with “It ain’t no joke, I’d like to buy the world a toke” from the Mouth’s 1997 debut single “Walkin’ on the Sun.” The responses will undoubtedly reek of both confusion and piqued interest.
11:50 pm: No matches yet. Will get some shuteye and rake in a helping of late night drunk swipes.
4:42 pm: Tinder servers possibly down.
6:29 pm: Swiping right on everybody now.
9:15 pm: Server issues still highly possible. Reinstalling the app.
11:56 pm: Accidentally installed the new iOS update, fairly certain it fucking deleted all of my Tinder matches. Pretty steamed right now.
10:21 am: Jotting down Smash Mouth lyrics I may use today.
3:55 pm: Widened the market a bit, anticipating some matches.
11:47 pm: Okay fuck this. Fuck all of you. Fuck Smash Mouth. Fuck this god damn stupid piece of shit cocksucking app.
Well look who came to hang out with the lads today. Mr @awgaskarth
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck this school is close to me. Fucking Lancaster is a bull shit ass city theyre so old fashioned and stupid. Im not surprised the officer acted like this and said this, many people there are ignorant.
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