sarahsmilesechelon:

lolpetewentz:

iconstantlythankgodforteresa:

eliseatthediscoo:

rydonisreal:

smackerss:

soletmebreakthisawkwardsilence:

werard-gay:

isabellkilljoy:

potrockstomp:

hopeyouenjoyyourstay:

themonstersunderthebed:

dontletthemseeyourback:

staybeautifulkeepitawkward:

parapril:

fuckingatthedisco:

freakyeahbrobeckspanicparamore:

ryanisalion:

EVERYTHING IS FIXED

(idea of May by -pinstripes)

 …

I had buttsex with Brendon Urie because I’m Gabe Saporta

^ OH MY GOD

I dated hayley williams because im a lesbian for her.

UH,NO.NEXT.

someone fix it or something. oh my god. its actually fbr and i didnt get a good one. fuck.

i killed dallon weekes because im gabe saporta

what no 

I had buttsex with Hayley Williams because I’m Gabe Saporta.

Awesome. I’m Gabe Saporta now.

I made out with Jon Walker because I love their band.

Not complaining ;)

I killed Alex Greenwald because I’m Gabe Saporta.

Umm…no

I raped Joe Trohman because Pete Wentz made me do it

This has never been more relevant o.O

I watched the sex tape of Alex Deleon because I was high

I’d probably watch it if i wasn’t high anyway u no u no

I went to the mall with Josh Farro Because I deserve the stars

I did coke with Ian Crawford because I was high/deserve the stars (I have two favorite colors, okay)

but omg. 

 I Raped  Brendon urie Becuase pete wentz made me do it xD
Seems Legit. 

I smoke weed with Gabe Saporta because I’m Gabe Saporta.  

I raped Patrick Stump because I’m Gabe Saporta.

eh…idkk how much I like this. 

Can I rape Gabe instead?

wait wut?

I loved Alex Suarez because I’m Gabe Saporta.

I shall be reborn on June 22 and my favorite color shall be blue.

I fucked Pete Wentz because I’m orange? ;O

I fucked Patrick Stump because I deserve the stars

nO PATRICK NOOO SHIY FUCK DHTNO NTOP ATUSIVK NPOE

jI killed Guy Ripley because Im Gabe Saporta

i dated Gabe Saporta because i’m Gabe Saporta… 0_o

I fucked Nate Ruess because I’m Gabe Saporta.

This is acceptable.

Although, like the girl a few posts above, I will make myself be reborn on June 22.